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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Arden but you can call me Ari.. Momma was expecting three boys and then magically I appeared, last but certainly not least.  Sam and Nicholas were always pretty much my world.  I sing and I like to horseback ride and dance but honestly… my mind is always on sex.  I have a problem… so I was at this sex institute and everything went to hell when I fell into a pool and got knocked out.  Once I got my memory back I made my brother bring me back with him to Puerto Rico.  I bartended there for awhile and carried on a relationship with Nick but after a pregnancy scare things got… hard.  We both went our separate ways.  I met a girl named Brennan who had been visiting and eventually I moved out to LA with her… we’ve been dating since.  Now Sam is getting married to the love of his life.  I’m so happy for him.  Nick is living in Florida .  Things are… what they are.</description><title>Arden Elizabeth Evans</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @arden-evans)</generator><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>In a very interesting turn of events...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cassidy&amp;#8217;s maid of honor got caught in a blizzard over on the east coast and was unable to attend the ceremony today so she&amp;#8217;s asked me to step in.. let&amp;#8217;s hope the dress fits&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43814489530</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43814489530</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 12:28:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting my make up done...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43812109774"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not cocky if it’s true&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Uh huh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43812648319</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43812648319</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 12:03:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting my make up done...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43811873952"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m also correct. I look so good in my tux, Candice can barely keep her hands off of me&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wonderful.  You&amp;#8217;re also incredibly cocky.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43811978749</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43811978749</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:54:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting my make up done...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43811719828"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t need makeup cause I’m perfect&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re ridiculous.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43811771403</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43811771403</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:51:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting my make up done...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f1f376037f8534d07643530f539f293/tumblr_inline_miomgfAS3Y1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43811220223</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43811220223</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:43:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2493195125809a8bacd4fadd3e0cfd06/tumblr_miolpcnRqc1rw5eo0o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43810063626</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43810063626</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:27:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43807825571"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;I don’t even know why we’re talking about this. It’s done and over with and we’re never going to agree about it and what should’ve happened. And freaking out was the normal thing to do because people would’ve found out! Doctors, mom and dad, Sam, our entire family!&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;So suddenly you care what our parents think?  Since when?  Right.. I&amp;#8217;m done with this conversation.  See you at the wedding.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43809963370</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43809963370</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:25:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3851a5f0acf7b8095f2570dea5c1103e/tumblr_minq29tFpA1s13dpvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43787627483</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43787627483</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:51:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43787256034"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;It’s not a secret I never wanted a kid. Do you know what could’ve happened if that.. baby was born? it would’ve been messed up. Yeah sucks how it happened but we would’ve gotten rid of it anyways&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;You think I didn&amp;#8217;t know that?  You don&amp;#8217;t even realize how painful it was both emotionally and physically and you didn&amp;#8217;t care you were too busy freaking out about me being pregnant.  And how do you know we would have gotten rid of it? You know what.. nevermind.  I&amp;#8217;m not having this conversation.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43787565694</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43787565694</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:50:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43786922367"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You left me, I didn’t leave you. &lt;strike&gt;There shouldn’t have been a thing growing in you in the first place&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;You talking like that&amp;#8230; the insensitivity to the situation- is exactly why I left in the first place.  And, here&amp;#8217;s a wake up call, it takes two to make one of those &amp;#8216;things&amp;#8217; grow in me. I &lt;em&gt;was&lt;/em&gt; on the pill.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43787081037</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43787081037</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:40:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43786484232"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You should be since you’re the one that ripped out my heart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Right.. because everything is my fault.  &lt;strike&gt;I miscarried&amp;#8230; in the first month&amp;#8230; and you, what?  Just expected me to be able to handle it?&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786703279</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786703279</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:32:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43786333831"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah I will cause I’m completely happy with my life and I couldn’t be happier actually&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Then I&amp;#8217;m happy for you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786386219</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786386219</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:26:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43786174304"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not a glamazon, an amazon. From South Africa. Blonde bombshell. Accent. Legs for miles. And she doesn’t look like a barbie doll&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Right.  Well, I&amp;#8217;m sure you&amp;#8217;ll enjoy yourself this week then.  I&amp;#8217;m just pulling up to the hotel now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786257265</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786257265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:24:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43785875844"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah well my chick is a model. Victoria’s Secret to be exact&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ah, a glamazon. Nice choice Nicholas.  I&amp;#8217;m sure she looks like a barbie doll, congrats on that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786084864</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43786084864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:20:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43785545518"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Still boring.. probably works late nights. Gone for a while.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not really.. and I go on set with her.  She&amp;#8217;s got a nice trailer for when she&amp;#8217;s on set or location.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43785742477</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43785742477</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:14:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43785227851"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Pft, whatever. She looks pretty damn boring, not going to lie. Stay at home a lot?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Actually, far from it.  She&amp;#8217;s a movie director. We go out plenty. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43785378736</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43785378736</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:07:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43784930901"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Aw look at that, you’re learning. Is that a hint of jealous I sense?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;More like giving in so there&amp;#8217;s no bloodshed during Sam&amp;#8217;s week of loving nuptials and happiness.  Not at all.  Bren is stunning and I&amp;#8217;m perfectly happy with her.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43785101444</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43785101444</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:02:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43784258275"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Well good for Brenden that the miserable flight is over. My flavor of the week is fine, super hot and clueless, just like I like them&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Brenna.. or Brennan- you know.. whatever you&amp;#8217;re just gonna call her what you want anyway.  Fabulous.  Sounds perfect.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43784726154</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43784726154</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:56:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Brenna &amp; Ari</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0fc9f426335768efb52b6a834e5f50d/tumblr_minri5qI6O1rw5eo0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Brenna &amp; Ari&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43783407210</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43783407210</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:34:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when I was a stripper?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamnickevans.tumblr.com/post/43782485552"&gt;iamnickevans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Keep telling yourself that. How is.. what’s her name?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I shall. &lt;em&gt;Brenna&lt;/em&gt; is happy to have landed.  The flight was rough but otherwise she&amp;#8217;s just fine.  Thank you.  And how is your flavor of the week?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43783313396</link><guid>http://arden-evans.tumblr.com/post/43783313396</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:33:26 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
